Banana Messages

14/01/2011 - The End…

It saddens me to announce that due to delivery round re-shuffle, the sandwich lady who used to write these messages on my banana has to move to a new patch, an will therefore no longer be visiting my office.

We have appealed for her return, but it doesn’t look like the sandwich company is interested in keeping our business, so doubt she will be coming back.

It’s a sad day for all of us, she will be missed in our office, and I will have to go to Tesco for my daily banana instead. Maybe the lady of the checkout will write a message on it if I ask nicely.

Thanks for everyone who has visited this site, I hope you have enjoyed reading the messages just as much as I have receiving them!

Stuart

23/12/2010 - “Happy Christmas to my special big boy I love u x”

22/12/2010 - “I love big dicks that make me scream x”

21/12/2010 - “I’ve used this 3 times and was fab x”*

*judging by the state of it, I wouldn’t be at all surprised if she was telling the truth!

14/12/2010 - “lick it lick it x”

13/12/2010 - “To Stupot I love u long time x”

10/12/2010 - “I want sex please”

09/12/2010 - “I love sucking dick x”

08/12/2010 - “Blow Me x”

07/12/2010 - “Give it to me I’m gaggin for it x”

06/12/2010 - “I want a baby please x”, “Give me a good seeing to x”, “drop ur pant big boy x”

19/11/2010 - “My little stripper x”

Note: only noticed this one after eating it. Had to try and reconstruct the banana skin to photograph!

18/11/2010 - “Let me stuck it x”

16/11/2010 - “Drop em donar x”

Note: when questioned about donar, she said she meant donor, as in sperm donor!

15/11/2010 - “SUCK ME X”